A posting dating 1/28/11 on a message board:
The last time I flew into the Denver International Airport, they blindfolded me just before we landed. When they took the blindfold off, I was in some sort of an underground tunnel and there were guys wearing black and carrying machine guys. I asked which way to baggage and he said he couldn’t tell me unless I could tell him the code word for the day. I couldn’t do it so I wandered around for almost 12 hours and I missed my connecting flight. Never did find my luggage. I recommend staying as far away from that airport as you can. If it’s any kind of a help, remember Elevator 17. It’s the only one there that goes up.