Let’s review yesterday’s events, shall we?
A boy in Fort Collins allegedly crawls into a silver, UFO-shaped helium balloon and takes off. The balloon zooms 200mph for several hours over 50 miles toward DIA, forcing the diversion of several airplanes. The balloon could have drifted anywhere, but it makes a perfect B-line toward the conspracy-haven of the interior West. Suddenly, just a few miles north of the airport, the balloon begins to slow and makes a near perfect, hover-like landing in an empty farm field.
Boy is found hiding in his parents attic. Boy wakes up and barfs on the Today Show. Something here doesn’t add up. But what?